"All Men Are Cremated Equal" Comfort Tee

Dark. Dry. Dead-on.

For those who know life’s short - and death is a great equalizer. The All Men Are Cremated Equal Tee delivers a straight-faced punchline wrapped in ash-dry wit. Whether you're stacking plates or slinging lead, this shirt makes a statement that cuts through the noise.

Built with our signature Barbells and Buckshot fit: tight up top, loose at the waist.

For the ones who’ve seen the dark - and learned to laugh anyway.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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